The south-west has long been the corner of choice for other Europeans emigrating to France, and you can see why: it's got mountains, valleys, two coasts, world heritage and some of the world's most legendary wines.
Here's a look at 39 maps that paint the picture of the region.
First: the geography.
Here's what we're talking about when we say south-west France: the main rivers, mountains and cities.
Now, some history.
Here's how it looked before the Roman invasion.
And here's what the Romans did for the south-west.
By the time of the Revolution in 1789, the south-west was beginning to look a lot more like it does today.
The map was redrawn again in 2016, when the regions of the south-west went from this…
… to this: it now comprises two "super regions", Nouvelle-Aquitaine and Occitanie.
Here's how to get in, out and around.
First of all the regional train map of Nouvelle Aquitaine.
And here's the train map for part of Occitanie region.
And the main train lines in the south west.
and by bike…
By Adrien Caillot/AF3V – click here for an interactive version.
Or on foot, if you fancy following in the steps of pilgrims who for centuries have walked the Way of Saint James through south-west France to the Santiago de Compostela in northern Spain.
Via France Sud-Ouest
And this map shows where you can fly to for cheap from one of the area's ten airports.
Who lives there?
Let's start with "how many": here's the population density as per the 2009 census.
It's one of the most popular parts of France for other French people to move to, according to national statistics office INSEE. On this map, red indicates more arrivals than departures while green shows the opposite.
It also attractive to foreigners, as INSEE's map of the percentage of immigrants per department shows.
The south-west is especially beloved by Brits. In fact, the region of Nouvelle-Aquitaine is home to more British residents than any other in France. This map shows where they live – and here's more on how Brits made south-west France their home.
What are the wages like?
This map shows the average net hourly wage by department – Haute-Garonne has the best rate.
And here's the percentage of the population in work (the darker, the higher).
How much is a house?
In case you're tempted to move, here's what it could cost you: the average house prices by (former) region. Click through to the interactive version to compare rental properties, too.
And here's where you might have some luck finding a place: the percentage of housing that lies empty (the darker, the higher).
Now for some language lessons.
The south-west has some distinct dialects that you might want to brush up on, depending on what kind of locals you're planning to hang out with.
Here are a few place names in Occitan – or langue d'Oc, the name of the language to which most of the south-west dialects belong – to get you started.
And let's not forget Basque: part of the historic region, known as Northern Basque Country, extends across the Spanish border into the far south-west of France.
Even in French, things might sound a little different from what you learned in school. Practice pronouncing that final 's' of moins if you want to fit in.
When you go to a bakery in the south-west, whatever you do, don't ask for a pain au chocolat.
And your pastries won't be going in un sac, but une poche.
The important stuff: food.
Here are the historical specialities of the south-west. (See here for The Local's food map of the whole of France.)
Carte gastronomique de la France via BnF – click here to zoom in.
Here's where you'll find them, at the region's Michelin-starred restaurants.
Perhaps you've got room left for just a little after-dinner cheese.
And here's another food map to giveyou and idea of some local dishes.
The even more important stuff: drink.
These are the liquid specialities of the south-west. (See here for more information on tipples from all over France.)
By The Local France
And of course we have to mention Bordeaux and its wines.
By Wine Folly
But it's not the only show in town. The whole of the south-west has some star wines. See the interactive map for a full list of vineyards and the events they hold year round.
Beer more your thing? Here are Nouvelle-Aquitaine's finest craft breweries. See the interactive version for names and addresses.
Edibles aside, there are a lot of attractions.
From nature reserves…
Via Canalmonde – click here for an interactive version.
Via Europe Orient
And with thousands of hours of sun per year, you'll need a place to cool off: here are the swimming spots certified with the Pavillon Bleu standard of cleaniness.
By Pavillon Blue – click here for an interactive version.
Finally, here's how to think like a local.
Hint: it involves ragging on everyone else. We won't translate all the choice slang here, but suffice it to say that for a Toulousain, anything north of Nantes is the Arctic and only morons ski in the Alps.
By Peeweek – Desencyclopedie
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